I would immediately do the happy dance, OR I would proceed to return the gesture OR Die immediately from not knowing what just happened/confusion/massive amounts of happiness/even more happiness/more confusion/so many questions/happiness/the fact that you touched me/ and more happiness.
Its not that I think guys wouldn’t go for me. Sure I’m ugly but in all honesty that doesn’t really stop all guys. So even if by some miracle I found someone that I liked and that liked me too, I don’t think I would do anything because of my weight.
I know this probably is the wrong way to think.. but if I liked someone I would want better for them. So they didn’t have to have the fat girlfriend.